Miles Davis Quotes : Sleeping with the President

Former first-lady Nancy Reagan asked jazz legend Miles Davis, “What did you do to get invited to a White House dinner?”

He replied, I’ve changed the course of music five or six times. What have you done except sleep with the president?

When asked if she’d like to invite Miles Davis to future dinner parties at the White House, Nancy Reagan just said no.

Stewardess puts Muhammad Ali in his place

Just before takeoff on an airplane flight, the stewardess reminded Muhammad Ali to fasten his seat belt.

“Superman don’t need no seat belt,” replied Ali.

“Superman don’t need no airplane,” retorted the stewardess.